SO YOU ALL KNOW, I’M MARRIED.
JUST IN CASE I DON’T TALK ABOUT MY HUSBAND AND HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM ENOUGH FOR YOU TO FIGURE THAT OUT. JUST IN CASE ALL OF YOU MISSED WHEN I GUSHED ABOUT HIM WHEN WE WERE DATING AND LATER ENGAGED. JUST IN CASE ALL OF YOU MISSED WHEN THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU WERE INVITED TO THE WEDDING.
All RP compatriots planning on leaving me over this information, please form an orderly line to the left. Complaints will be handled in the order received.